Styling Spears

For a long time now I have said my dream client would be Britney Spears. Okay so she's bat crazy and probably a greater diva than Mariah and Whitney combined, but she would be a project the gals from Clueless would envy. My confusion regarding Ms Spears lies in the fact that she is one of the world's richest celebs, she has (or has potential to have) one of the greatest bodies in Tinseltown, has access to all of the biggest designers and attends some of the world's most glamorous events... So WHY does Britney not appear to have any form of a stylist and still ends up looking like this?! (Believe me, this post required serious editing, there were MANY bad pics to choose from)

Ms Spears, apparently in Prada?

There are no words.

The ill-fitting shirt and random horrific boots combo is becoming a pattern...

Pink Uggs, as ya do...